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Carolyn Oureque

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Vital Stats

  • Age: 23
  • Location: Orlando, FL, United States
  • Listed As: Artist, Model
  • Looking For: Artists, Models, Photographers
  • Last Active: Jan 26th, 2010
  • Joined: Mar 16th, 2006

About Me

I am a tattoo artist in orlando florida, where I live and work with my husband, who is also a tattoo artist. A piece of artwork is only as original as the artist who creates it. Just as each piece has its imperfections and unique irregularities, so does each person have their idiosyncrasies and often funny traits. It is these special quirks that make each and every, painting, sculpture, or simple sketch just as personable as those who create them. One doesn..t have to spend much time with me to notice some of my "quirks". For instance, my insatiable hunger for butter flavoring, for which I quench with a hefty serving of butter flavored rice cakes, which I then smother in...butter (or if I'm feeling fat,margarine). Or how about my passive aggressive kitty, who growls like a small, furry, Frankenstein at the first sign of affection. I named her Zoey but affectionately refer to her as the Zo-Zo Monk-Monk (Monk is short for monkey, which I am, for some reason, irrationally afraid of). I'm quite convinced that if my baby had thumbs there would be nothing standing in the way of the furry Feurer and world domination. One day, in the process of counting my kitty's nipples, I found an extra one, a cat nubbin, near one of the real ones. It seems to serve no function other than to point at the other nipple like, "look!, there's a nipple!". Because of my mother's obsessive need to clip coupons, I'm constantly being forced out to buy a small sundae from Friendly's so that I may get one free before the coupon expires. We spend money to save money. I sometimes wonder if my mother would buy a llama if someone promised she'd get a second one for free, or perhaps a slight discount, or maybe just a free toaster (mmmm...llama). I often notice while driving on the highway that there are many dead squirrels on the side of the road, but over the past several months I have noticed a drastic increase in these numbers. Using a star map, an old druid callander, and a plast

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